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[incogneto]

Only when it's a cause I support. I happen to think more equipment is a good idea.

[heterodoxy]

In that case, I support your support of this cause that benefits me. Thanks.

[incogneto]

You're...welcome?

[heterodoxy]

Did you have to type out the ellipsis? How am I supposed to reply to that?

[ YOU'rE WEIRD ]

[incogneto]

Did it or did it not help to get my tone across? It's very easy to misunderstand people over text in a way that doesn't happen in person. Have you discovered the keyboard attachment with faces instead of letters? I personally find them too casual, but was wondering if they an acceptable addition to modern communication. These are the ones I'm referring to:

😁😩😔😌😏

[heterodoxy]

Oh God, you're an old man with a computer.

[ never has he ever wanted to have to watch an old man get to grips with modern technology ]

Go steady with them, you'll hurt yourself.

[incogneto]

I'd rather just avoid having to use them.

I also can't understand the use of half of them. Whoever thought they would need to illustrate an aubergine?

[heterodoxy]

Oh, you should definitely use the aubergine.

[incogneto]

Has it become fashionable, like the avocado?

Please tell me wayfarers and leather jackets are still stylish.

[heterodoxy]

Ever so.

Yes, you can still get away with those. Might even get extra points for keeping things classic.

[incogneto]

Enough time has passed for my era to go straight from out of fashion to back in mode.

In your present time, I believe I'm just about a hundred.

[heterodoxy]

I'd estimated something around there. Though you seem to be coping alright with the culture clash, emojis aside.

Off topic, how many submissives did you end up with?

[incogneto]

Believe it or not, just the one. It turns out he knows me from when I'm much older. It's been confusing.

But he keeps to himself and I stay out of his hair, which is honestly I think what we were both hoping.

How's your contracting coming?

[heterodoxy]

Congratulations. Sounds like the perfect deal, strange temporal overlap aside.

I’ve had an offer I’m likely to accept. Similar situation actually, he knew me when I was Victorian and imaginary.

[incogneto]

Oh, right. Sherlock Holmes. I just thought that was a coincidence.

Or, a pseudonym.

Have you read the books? They're quite good.