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How is it going? With you and Anders.

[ AWKWARD ]

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[But what does that even mean...]

He's used to sharing space with others, so that was easy to adjust to.

I taught him how to use the microwave.

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I mean. Are you doing well together?

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...Oh.

I don't think we've really -- talked about that?

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Oh.

Sorry I asked.

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No, it's fine -- really.

I just mean that we haven't really discussed things in that way.

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Is he not your boyfriend?

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No, Erik, he's not my boyfriend.

[God.]

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Wait, really? I thought you were a couple. In addition to being contracted.

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What, because I brought him to dinner?

[He's just so sad all the time, Erik, and he doesn't know what Christmas is. And the last time he got a present from someone he almost cried. She basically had no choice.]

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And you sleep in the same bed, and I'm assuming you've consummated your relationship.

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We don't always sleep in the same bed, but you're not incorrect.

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And you show up to social events together...

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Should I bring Neria or Ivy, next time?

Stephen already lives with you.

I have more than one friend, you know.

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I'm just saying... It's not just one thing, it's all the things together.

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Well, I don't know what to tell you.

We're not dating, Erik. I know that much.

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Alright.

Forgot I brought it up.

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I'm just surprised you asked.

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Why? I'm invested in your personal life.

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Yeah, I'm getting that.

...we should probably talk.

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About?

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Erik.

[You know what.]

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Fine, you first.

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Just come over, all right?

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[ Slides into her window, seriously. ]

Raven.