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THE TMI MEME
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Erik Lehnsherr, aka Magneto. In comics canon, his actual name is Max Eisenhardt and Erik Magnus Lehnsherr is a pseudonym that he later adopts as his real name, but in the movies he's born Erik Lehnsherr and there's no mention of Magnus. The moniker Magneto is awarded to him by Mystique in First Class. It's also confusing because the first X-Men movies have him named "Eric" with a c but in FC he is Erik with a k. Anyway, if you see any of that, that's why. He also pronounces his name wrong when introducing himself to Wolverine, which is funny because Shaw pronounces "Lehnsherr" correctly in an earlier scene, if with badly-accented German. So I assume that Erik consciously pronounces Lehnsherr differently when speaking in English, rather than in German. FTR it's lens-heyr and he says len-sure.
Age: 31 in FC, 42 in DoFP
Birthdate: 27/01/1931 (headcanon)
Sign: Aquarius/Metal Horse
Height: 6' 0"/183 cm
Weight: So I googled it and google seems to think 185 lbs/84 kg is a good number.
Scars: A lot, small ones, scattered around his entire body (headcanon)
Piercings: None
Tattoos: One, freehanded small 214782 on left arm above the wrist, inside. He received this while at Auschwitz-Birkenau. For obvious reasons, his number is not real, and the highest number in real life doesn't reach that high. However, since he was tattooed in the 2----- series, he was tattooed before May 1944.
Other bodily markings: N/A
Build: Athletic, thin. I'm not sure how to describe this other than aesthetically European.
Occupation: Short version: Assassin terrorist. Long version: After he escaped and/or was liberated from the camp, he spent a lot of time hunting Nazis but it's not shown if he's done anything else with his life. However, I have headcanon that he in fact, has a deceased wife (borrowing from comics canon) and therefore probably had a real occupation at some point. What that is, I don't know. But anyway, I assume after looking for his wife, discovering she is dead, and trying to pick up the pieces of his life, he made a goal of killing Shaw. The movie makes it seem like he's had that goal since he was 14, but he's 31 in the movie and that's a fucking long time to hunt someone and not get very far. So I assume while he thought about it, he didn't make it a real goal until "recently," maybe as far as five years back. So for that time, he hunted Nazis, hence assassin. Then after the events of the movie, he goes onto become the leader of the Brotherhood of Mutants. If you're unfamiliar... yes they are basically terrorists.
Drinking? Yes. He is shown drinking beer, wine, some sort of brownish liquid (cognac? brandy? scotch???) and a martini. Actually is he shown drinking anything non-alcoholic?? He probably drinks with his meals when he can.
Smoking? No.
Other daily habits: Probably coffee, or tea, just a little caffeine to start the day.
Hair: Neat, deep-parted, medium-deep mahogany, brown but slightly tinted red. Ginger beard, if he grows it out. Later, he will be a silver fox.
Clothes: Casual, "hip" casual, costume, formal. There's an excerpt on his wardrobe where he's purposely shown wearing a multitude of different clothes to fit in with his environment, because he's a sneaky bastard. He is shown wearing two suits, both slim-cut to fit the fashion of the times, complete with vest for formality. With the grey suit, he has a purple tie and matching pocket square, and with the black suit he has a red tie and red pocket polka-dot square. He wears both in a flat fold, suggesting seriousness. In his downtime, he is shown wearing quite a few turtlenecks, wayfarer sunglasses, and leather jackets (he owns at least two; one ?tremch and one racer, both brown.) He also has a couple polos, chinos, and chelsea boots. Oh and a badass wetsuit.
Scent: (note: I'm not sure if these notes sit this way but let's pretend they do :>) Top notes of oak & moss for a woodsy earthiness, plus lavender for a sharp clean scent, middle notes Of leather and a bittersweet spice like pepper, bottom note mainly of cedar and vetiver with a low mellowing note of orange blossom or an equally soft floral just to balance out the strength of the vetiver.
Other notable physical details: A thousand rows of extremely sharp teeth?
Canon powers: Though he has only shown metallokineticism, his actual power is magnetism. Basically most people attribute only telekinesis wrt metals, but that isn't true. It's also not true that his power is limited to ferromagnetism (the kind of magnetism that is generally understood when someone says magnets) because he manipulates metals that are not ferromagnetic. A full mastery of magnetism would allow manipulation over magnetic fields allowing flight on Earth, reversing Earth's poles, conducting electric flow, etc. I just assume he hasn't tapped into any of that and most likely never will.
Spoken language(s): German, Yiddish, Polish, French, English, Spanish (in order of fluency, imo)
Voice: Smooth, earthy, soft, with a little bit of roughness that has a whispered quality.
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
NOTE: THIS IS NOW ALL HEADCANON.
Cup size/Penis size: Reasonable. I'm not getting more specific for like ten reasons yikes MOVING ON
Pubes: Natural. Doesn't care how his partner's are.
Description of genitals: Cut, nothing really out of the ordinary.
Size preference: No preference. Come as you are. Even if the size/shape/whatever is impossible for intercourse, Erik would try not to make a physicality issue.
Orientation: Kinsey scale of 1. When he is attracted (see drive), it is usually to women, though incidentally he has a most tragic (b)romance.
Drive: It's really about an emotional connection where a big blank space is secondary and sex is tertiary. His actual libido level is not a concern and that said, he would be willing to adjust to his partner's needs.
Best sexual experience: Probably a random encounter. I think he might have done that when he was younger, and might still be open to one night stands if he wasn't, you know, busy being Magneto. It depends how long I think he was married... If it was longer, then probably right before she upped and left him.
Worst sexual experience: Most likely his first time. See: what was their first time like?
Top or bottom? Mostly top, not averse to bottoming if there's a basic level of trust and his partner brings it up.
Favorite position? Really depends on the partner. Missionary's a good go-to until then.
Underwear: Tight briefs, apparently elastic was a huge thing in the 60s, who knew.
Number one fantasy: Definitely more about the connection, but intense actual love-making with complete, honest acceptance from his partner.
Sensitive areas: Stomach by the hip, collar, inner thigh
No-no places/triggers: Don't draw attention to the tattoo. Do NOT draw attention to the tattoo. Other than that, no-gos involve hard bdsm, bloodletting, and uh... actually a bunch of other things but this isn't a kink list.
Favorite place to have sex: No preference?
Something they want to try but haven't before: Individual powers.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: "Regular" Intercourse, fingering, oral (either but prefers giving.) Probably enjoys hearing dirty talk, doesn't actually want to dirty talk. Scumbag Magneto.
Sleep naked or in pajamas? PJs. Until recently he lived with kids*!!!! *not actual children
Special talents: Uh he can turn the bedframe into handcuffs =)
Masturbation: Not too often, probably just to let off steam.
Toys? Prefers none, but will try all manners of things twice.
Turn-ons: Obvious physical mutation, a nice voice. Favored body parts include neck, chest/waist/hips ratio.
What was their first time like? Fumbling and terrible. I imagine he married early (17 maybe) with little to no actual idea of what the fuck he was supposed to be doing, as his first time was probably his wedding night or thereafter.
After-sex habits: Falling asleep and/or getting the fuck out of the room.
Anything else? Uhhh not that I can think of.
Yeah I know I didn't make this but I forgot where I got it so here's some copy/pasta:
