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[rekt]

in freaking theory. it hasn't exactly been tested all that much.

[ not enough for murphy to be confident with it. ]

[incogneto]

I can't help you with the meditation. But you can try Mitch.

[rekt]

i dont kno mitch & im asking u not him

[ the spectrum of people murphy somewhat trusts well enough to take this to is pretty small, regardless of what erik may think murphy's opinion of him is. so, no, fuck mitch. whoever that is. ]

howre u planning on almost killing me if i wanna do that?

[incogneto]

I've got access to a few cars that I can fix up pretty easily.

[rekt]

ur just gonna hit me with cars? what if u just break my leg or paralyze me instead?

[incogneto]

Would you rather someone else hit you with a car?

[rekt]

id rather not get hit with a freaking car
is that srsly the only idea u have?? its nnot just cars im invulnerable 2 u kno

[incogneto]

What else are you invulnerable to

[rekt]

dying

[incogneto]

what methods.

[rekt]

all attempted thus far

ive been drown, beaten, electrocuted, shot at, experimented on, suffocated, idr what else went down in dream town but it was a p healthy spectrum

[incogneto]

Ok

Well I could probably shoot you if you wanted.

[rekt]

uh

fuck

yea ok i guess

if we cant think of any less traumatic possible death

sure

[incogneto]

They're all pretty traumatic and could go horribly wrong, but I've got pretty good aim.

[rekt]

this is a freaking horrible idea but yea ok fine

where/when we doing this?

[incogneto]

Somewhere near an ER room.

Just in case.

[rekt]

if ur headshotting me an er's not going to help much

[incogneto]

Have any healer friends?

[rekt]

not that im aware of. u?

[incogneto]

None I'd call friends. But I think you'll need one.

[rekt]

cant hurt. whatll they do if they dont like u, just let me die? no difference than not having them

[incogneto]

this is why you have to pick a good one...

[rekt]

so if were not using ur healers what do i do? just put out a notice like hey im gonna try to kill myself, any1 wanna stand by in case i succeed?

[incogneto]

No, because you're on my insurance and I'm not paying to send you to the psych ward knowing that you don't belong there.

[rekt]

ok well hook me up w some of ur not-friend healers and mayb i can bribe sum1