MACHA

5/23 Jack requires a little help
5/19 Red Team summit meeting
5/12 Ellie getting beer and nosh
5/11 Dagger , the disappearance of
5/11 Nov takes Erik to ice spires
5/11 Loki takes a trip to the woods
5/4 Hanna after being tortured, needs cheering up
5/4 Wes can't play chess
4/19 Fetch pounds the alarm
4/16 Fox finds body parts for funsies
4/16 Steve finds bricks for funsies
4/14 Isha takes a break
4/8 Luke puts together a puzzle
4/8 Deadpool is always rude
4/8 Hajime makes Erik nervous
4/8 Tess assures Erik he's not the worst
4/5 Tony thinks Erik has cooties or something
4/1 Hibari is checking in… whoops
3/29 Chase and some downtime
3/28 Clary returns to the ship
3/16 Joel and Erik are confused parents of fluffy things
3/13 Billy comes back from the dead
3/13 Dagger comes bearing gifts
3/13 Tess comes bearing bad news…
3/11 Zack hitches a ride
3/9 Hanna tries not to lose her lunch
3/9 Kakashi is sempai
3/9 Fox rides on harpies like a mofo
2/28 Curtis cleans up his mess, hopefully
2/27 Annie cleans up messes with Erik
2/26 Shinobu cleans up Erik's messes
2/17 Amber does the thing and Erik is like, don't do the thing
2/15 Amber gets woken up by a nap
2/11 Michelle requires feeding
2/10 Sharon isn't a cannibal…?
2/10 Obito needs a hair dye job
2/9 Jack needs to do Erik's hair pronto
2/9 117 and Erik talk in the shower and it's kinda weird but w/e
2/9 Parker manages to piss Erik off a lot
2/9 Armada has a lot of guns
2/9 Wes would look ridiculous bald
2/9 Wade should start a band with Erik
2/8 Ellie is concerned
2/8 Joel is also concerned
2/8 Sakura doesn't want to go up the mountain
2/8 Kaworu cares about Shinji and it's cute
2/6 Tsuna lost his things
1/27 Bunny gets his foot stuck in a centipede
1/26 Ken came in like a wrecking ball
1/26 Fetch shows off her colors
1/26 Deadpool falcon kicked Erik

AJNA

1/23 Baqer doesn't like children
1/16 Zelos likes sir mix a lot
1/13 Maias laughs at Erik's plights
1/13 Tony watches Titanic with
1/13 Falcon doesn't like legos
1/9 Thing 1 set fiiiire to the rain
1/8 Thing 2 gets some clothes
1/8 Steve required identification for the thing
1/7 Garrus has an esplainin to do
1/4 John wants to break freeeee
1/4 Jack misfires
1/3 Billy is sick
1/1 Sakura doesn't appreciate erik's sense of humor
1/1 Shinji spricht kein Deutsch
1/1 Tess is getting a beer after this
1/1 Wade is too old for this shit
1/1 Shinobu has balls
1/1 Tony makes it work
1/1 Garrus is not Obi-wan
1/1 Steve IS NOT WADE
1/1 Kaworu is a cutie
1/1 Kakashi is not coming to breakfast
1/1 David now knows Tony's true colors
1/1 Maias is invited to forts
1/1 Hibari is a help
12/28 Eren isn't cold
12/28 Tsuna doesn't like beer
12/25 Amber doesn't have a matching sense of humor to Erik
12/25 Clint finds grandfathers in his bed
12/25 Garrus lends Erik a hoodie
12/25 Juuzou is a weird dude, but definitely a dude
12/25 Kaworu is so freaking cute about Shinji
12/25 Maias only ever hangs out with Erik when he's drunk or in pain
12/25 Obito is not a party animal
12/25 Wade is pretty, we swear
12/25 Zelos plays truth or dare
12/13 Billy asks to hang out with the fam
12/9 Billy finds out his grandpa is on the ship
12/9 Wade is suspicious of everything
12/8 Bunny gives out orders
12/6 Joel is not fucking around
12/6 Peter (U) gets some directions
12/5 John needs a thing
12/5 Kakashi has two eyes wtf
12/5 Obito knows exactly what Erik means
12/5 Sakura thinks Erik is missing a few brain cells
12/5 Trip wants some cake
12/5 Zelos does not like Erik's face
11/30 Peggy takes a picture 'cause it'll last longer
11/30 Kaworu teaches Erik about emojis
11/29 Zack and Erik talk about weird space things
11/29 Dagger answers a lot of questions
11/22 Wesley is so annoying >(!
11/22 Ellie and Erik need to stop having costume parties
11/22 Loki works his magic
11/22 Bunny will keep us from danger
11/22 Kakashi is a stupid ninja but not as low as trash
11/15 Loki takes selfies
11/14 Wesley isn't allowed to wear cardigans
11/14 Logan doesn't trust Erik (but who does)
11/8 John spoils the future
11/8 Peter didn't take it slow as asked
11/8 Jack shops til he drops
11/8 Raven really wants to kill Erik for real
11/8 Billy accidentally space traveled
11/8 Hanna needed a pointer
11/7 Shinji is learning English like a pro
11/7 Jack came to help train
11/6 Maias is just checking in
11/6 Ellie could be a dinosaur
11/5 Clary couldn't be a runway model
11/4 Mogget likes to chase bugs made of chocolate
10/28 David I don't know this thread is like 2 comments in
10/26 Obi-Wan oh my god calls Erik "my friend" how cute
10/25 Eren deserves an apology… whoops
10/25 Ed has Erik's anger but none of his height
10/24 Maias helps a lot and is a bro
10/24 Dave rightfully has many questions
10/24 Ichigo can't deal with this shit
10/24 Ellie should worry about herself ok!!
10/24 Kakashi should babysit Erik or something
10/23 Jack did a barrel roll
10/13 Joel shouldn't waste his nanite shots
10/13 Kakashi needs to get his ass to medical
10/10 Steve let Erik use his shield CUTE CUTE CUTE
10/10 Wesley is the least pleasant person with Charles's face
10/9 Joel can't trust the system! DUH
10/8 Ellie meanwhile, is the cutest
10/8 Wesley needs to check himself ok
9/21 Clary is underage you weirdo
9/20 Maias does not enjoy jello shots
9/20 Tony thinks Erik is hitting on him
9/20 Peggy discussses the lights… did we ever find out what those are?
9/20 Sharon does not enjoy dressup games
9/19 Kakashi is a trash hobo
9/19 Tess deserves a drink or three
9/18 Deadpool wore the prettiest dress to prom
9/18 Garrus pours wine on the ground for science
9/16 Obi-Wan can't sleep either
9/16 Ellie can't sleep
9/16 Pilot discusses friendship and magic
9/8 Winifred Prismall whose milkshakes bring the boys to the yard
9/8 Kotetsu Kaburagi loses skeletons but who can blame him
9/8 Ivan Karelin looks out for a bro
9/8 Hanna Talbot prefers strawberry
9/8 Kaworu Nagisa doesn't know green isn't a flavor
9/7 Zack Fair has a badass gigantic sword what the fuck
9/7 Sturmhond has an ET and I don't even know what that is but it sounds useful
9/7 Sharon da Silva thinks skeleton is a good description of someone
9/7 Mogget is the most erudite cat Erik has ever met
9/7 Master Chief needs to take a shower
9/7 Loki Laufeyson doesn't take kindly to puke
9/7 Kakashi Hatake is representative of the bizarreness that is ninjas
9/7 Jack Benjamin should run a ELI5 for newbs
9/7 Clary Fray is a bro who vets people out for her friends apparently
9/5 David Shepherd whose Butt was Touched
8/14 Ginoza Nobuchika fights off bad guys
8/11 Jack Benjamin has the keys to the castle
8/11 Hanna Talbot makes a good partner for MacGuyvering weapons
8/10 Adrien Arbuckal is not Charles Xavier

☈ Rover 005
☈ Way more people responded to this CR meme post than I'd imagined, do NOT let me forget I still need to hit up: 11/11, Isabelle, Alina, Links, Jamie and Garrett

☈ Mission assessmnet